"Best Dating App Opener"/ "Online Dating In NYC"
Let me be clear: there is no "best" dating app opener. Well, no girl I know has mentioned one to be because guys tend to half ass it. After looking through this thread, I can't help but be grateful that I'm banned from Tinder for trying to sell an Instagram model's used underwear and saying my Twitter account was O.J. Simpson's. This is so unendurable.
"The two that have worked the most for me: 'nap date?' [and] 'I'm looking for someone to cuddle and make out with tonight'"
"I usually put: 'I only created this because I'm bored.' 'I enjoy nice long walks...' 'I probably swiped right for your dog,' [or] Just my IG name...[It] makes me feel like I'm cool but not trying too hard, and these are usually very great and inviting conversation starters, because I'm not just looking for superficial things like money or looks."
I mean, with these kinds of thoughts on online dating and being this intent on picking up women, why not try and come up with less shitty pickup lines?
"Good luck finding a wife though. Bunch of crazy cokehead wannabe models and career gals. Run through that, wear a jimmy cap, and move somewhere sane to settle down."
"Just remember guys, monogamy is the ugly/old woman's method of ensuring a captive mate. Thanks to feminism, this has (unfortunately) been institutionalized. We know it as 'marriage.'"
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