You're a Living, Breathing, Sentient Human Being
Existing is so expensive, especially when you live in New York. You can't help that you require food and shelter! A shoe box of an apartment runs at least $1600. A month-long MetroCard pass costs $120. Ramen noodles have next to no nutrients, and you can't cook a meal in your apartment because your kitchen is literally a microwave and a mini fridge. The quality of life index for NYC is abysmal, and if you want to live better than that, it's actually insanely expensive. So how dare you try to live a well-rounded healthy lifestyle that involves eating a proper meal three times a day and staying warm at night? Seriously, who do you think you are?
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