They Didn't Even Buy Anything Good
Now, despite all of the aforementioned revelations, we haven't even told you the absolute most bizarre thing about this couple yet.
Are you ready?
With over $4 billion sitting in their crypto wallets, these two didn't even splurge on anything good! Instead of just balling out with their stolen funds (not that we would condone that) they purchased some boring gold, NFTs, and according to prosecutors, "mundane things such as a Walmart gift card for $500."
After everything we just learned about how out-there they are, we really would have expected something a bit more exciting from them!
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