1. Learn The Map (or get the app)
Team, I think it's time for you to learn the map! There are other things in Brooklyn than the Bedford station. Although the shutting down of the L train is fucking annoying, there are other trains you can take! You have the A, 2, 3, 4, 5, F, J, G, N, R and Z. Wow that many? Sure, it won't drop you off right in front of Smorgasburg but at least it will get you to the superior borough of Brooklyn. Also most New Yorkers love something to complain about, so we all know you love that this will be the next topic of conversation in most bars.
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