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Whether you are attending a family reunion ("Yes, Aunt May, I am still, in fact, single, childless, and unemployed") or a matinee alone, it's very important to cover the overwhelming scent of your desperation and anxiety with a more palatable, artificial perfume. Here, we've put together a list of perfumes to correspond with every hijink in which you could possibly find yourself.