"Traveling With The 99%": The People You Almost Only Ever Meet At The Airport

The Texas Ranger

You know, I think I'm kind of happy that there's still a place in America where this is how one dresses when they're trying to impress people. I'm not saying I want to go to that place, at all, but it's kind of fun. At any rate, you'll probably run into this guy on your layover, and as long as he's not with his wife (invariably a screeching goblin with way too much makeup and an awful blonde dyejob), he can be a pretty cool guy to drink a beer next to at the airport bar. His job is never as cool as you hope it will be, so instead of being the only Sheriff in a town of 57 people, he's probably an R.V. salesman, but he likes to talk about football and he's slowly learning to accept that his youngest son listens to rap music, so there's something to build on. Should I Talk To This Guy? As long as his wife's not around.