A Definitive Ranking Of All The Kardashian Kids

Yes, I went there once again in this list. I honestly think Stormi is North's main competition and I am so excited to see their David and Goliath rivalry with each other. Think about it: Kylie and Kim are basically each other's competitions. Impregnated by rappers, building a makeup empire... I mean, Kylie looks more like Kim now than she looks like her pre-plastic surgery self! So it's only natural that their daughters inherit their feuds. Or am I the only one who comes from such a petty ass family that only my mom and grandmother expect me to inherit their feuds? Stormi has already catapulted to the top three because I know she's going to make North try way harder in terms of street style, social media presence... the list goes on. Her first baby pic is the most liked Instagram of all time and her birth announcement is in the top ten most liked Instagrams of all time! That must be killing North and my managing editor that a baby who isn't even a week old gets more likes than they do. I am so fucking AMPED for this showdown.

[Photo via @kyliejenner]