It doesn't help matters when you realize that some of our landmark internet institutions, like Facebook, were built on algorithms originally designed to help an angry, bitter nerd named Mark Zuckerberg compare the hotness of various girls on the Harvard campus. And then he and Justin Timberlake screwed Spider-Man and the pistachio twins* out of all that invisible future money that may not actually matter when Facebook stock craters in the next three months. I hope it's not obvious that I feel asleep in the theater?
*j/k Winklevii, we're still buddies, right? 
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