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Lowlight: Rihanna Hugs & Kisses Chris Brown
While it wasn't included on the telecast, MTV's "VIP Seating Cam," which ran live online during the show, captured Rihanna approaching human shitbucket Chris Brown's seat to give him a loving hug and kiss. I'm done. Rihanna, I like you as much as anyone who tried to watch you act in Battleship possibly could, but I can't shake the feeling that if you weren't famous, you'd be writing love letters to incarcerated serial killers or something. And Breezy, I try not to think about you too much, mostly because I hate feeling like I have to take a shower in the middle of the day, but, wow, man. I honestly don't blame you for not learning any lessons, because you've had absolutely zero incentive to do so, but you are seriously a piece of work. Have you ever considered branching out into not being the worst human being on Earth? [via]
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