"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Alternative Swagger With Das Racist At Check Yo Ponytail

Other fashion items that can have wildly varying levels of douchiness, depending on the self-seriousness of the wearer: Timberland boots, Drive jackets. I have a satin jacket like that also, and I made the mistake of trying to rock aviators and a toothpick when I went out one time, because I thought I might look cool like Ryan Gosling. Instead, I looked like Baloo the Bear from The Jungle Book, and then I did that thing where you chew the toothpick too much and you get little wood fibers stuck in your mouth for the rest of the day. The lesson here is that I really shouldn't try to be cool.