The Too Young for a Receding Hairline Fuccboi: Jack Nicholson
A self proclaimed "womanizer" with "no regrets," Jack Nicholson is everything you wouldn't want in a fellow UberPool passenger. Thus far, Nicholson has spent his life winning oscars, taking hard drugs, and somehow avoiding predatory charges. Also, someone should tell him that the term "womanizer" is never going to happen - stop trying to make it happen.
[Photo via @gentlemanual]