Vacation Blues

Not my experience but a former coworker of mine.

He and his wife went to a wedding in Hawaii and took a full two weeks of vacation to do so (they arrived two days before the wedding which was on a Saturday). They figured that if they were going to Hawaii for this wedding, they'd make it worth their while and take a full vacation as well (why the fuck would you want to fly out there and then fly back for a weekend wedding). Apparently they were the only couple that elected to do that (or at least admit to it and discuss their plans). And the bride lost her shit about it.

"THIS IS MY WEDDING! WHY IS IT JUST A FOOTNOTE FOR YOUR VACATION NOW?!"

His wife apparently laughed in her face and told her call if she decided to grow up about it. To her credit, the bride did call later to apologize profusely for her outburst. Nerves I guess.

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