The 18 Craziest Bridezilla Stories EVER

I had this client book me two weeks before the actual wedding. I regret taking it to this day.

She had no transportation planned to take her home at the end of the night. I asked her repeatedly what her plan was, and she told me she just wouldn't drink and planned to drive to her honeymoon spot.

Fast forward two weeks. A massive tornado just went through the D.C./VA/MD area the day before her wedding and power lines and trees were blocking every entrance to the highway to her wedding in the boonies of Maryland. I got up early to deal with the issues at the venue, like no electricity on a 100 degree day. I get a call from her around 6 a.m. saying she realized she needs transportation now. Fine, I'll find it.

One last question, 'Where is this mystery honeymoon spot?' ... 'Oh, hours away in West Virginia.' I call every D.C. and Maryland-based limo company and beg them to find someone to drive into the Maryland countryside at 11 p.m. and then take them to West Virginia. Finally someone relented, and I called the bride to tell her the price. Complete. F------. Meltdown. Well guess what, you request that at the last minute, you're going to pay whatever they want to charge you.

The wedding itself was a complete s-------. As it was 100 degrees and blazing July sun, the original unshaded area was going to be terrible for the ceremony. I suggested we move it for her comfort and the comfort of her guests to the beautiful area with a centuries old tree. She refused, but as guests arrived they did nothing but complain. I decided to say f--- it and moved the ceremony to make everyone happy.

To top it all off, I got heat stroke and my poor assistant had to drive us home at midnight.