A nasty rumor? Did Larry David's and Al Gore's exes knock boots? [NYDailyNews]
It's Officially Official: Michaele Salahi cast on Real Housewives of DC [NYTimes]
Top Chef: DC debuts tonight [WashPo]
Van Der Sloot's attorney quits, job "wasn't for him" [HuffPo]
BP and other big oil companies swear to protect the Gulf Coast's walrus population (that has not existed for the past 3 million years) [HuffPo]