Will the Tea Party get really rowdy starting tomorrow? [Politico]
A Muslim is crowned Miss USA, can find Iraq on a map. [NYT]
Texas legislators plan to put high school students to sleep statewide by mandating Social Security discussions in the classroom. [TPM]
A look inside Michelle Obama's communist plot to make American children thin. [Eater]
D.C. blogger celebrates combination of peanut butter and...avocado. [BYT]