Aldus Snow: Coming to a radio near you? [PerezHilton]
Tropical storm Alex is all grown up. He's (she's?) officially a hurricane, and the Gulf Coast is further screwed [HuffPo]
Is Patraeus the right pick as McChrystal predecessor, or could he becomes more harmful than helpful to Obama? [Politico]
Miley Spends enough on hair extensions to buy a new car [CocoPerez]
Dear Creepers, watch your porn at home, not at the public library [Gawker]