Little Miley Cyrus to expose bikini wax preference on screen [HuffPo]
Washington Times to be sold? [WBJ]
Heidi Pratt Montag is going to remove her offensively large breast implants. What? No 'H' cups for 'Heidi'? [PerezHilton]
John McCain is still an Arizona Senator, and still really old [Wonkette]
Jimmy Fallon is accepting speech submissions from the American people for a number of his speeches as Emmy host [WaPo]