Obama tells Senate to "act fast" on Elena Kagan SCOTUS confirmation. We ask monkeys to fly out of our rears. [Politico]
Bristol is the devil. [Wonkette]
CNN briefly bounces off its own ratings deathbed. [HuffPo]
Rentboy scandal offers further proof America should let Florida drift out to sea. [TPM]
Speaking of, Mark Sanford spent Mother's Day with his Argentinian soulmate. In Floriday. [Gawker]