Lindsay Lohan is back to partying. Again [PerezHilton]
Michelle Rhee doesn't like Vince Gray [WaPo]
French first lady Carla Bruni claims US first lady Michelle Obama hates the role they share [Mediaite]
Egypt photoshops its leader to look like he's ahead of our leader. Nerds! [Gawker]
Clinton Portis reasons that if you put a nice lady in the room with 53 athletes, she's bound to "like" at least one of them [HuffPo]