Bill O'Reilly has a Bad Romance for Lady Gaga? [Gawker]
Get out your scissors and glue. BP will use shears to cut leaking pipe. [FoxNews]
Tired of kvetching about your issues with D.C. and no one caring? Get help now! [WaPo]
You may want to brush up on your soccer skills for this year's Pride Parade. [DCist]
Slather on that sunblock for the Biden Beach Boardwalk party! [TheHill]