Eavesdropping In: Bill Burton Hates Fun, Levi Johnston Would Like Your Vote

White House Deputy Press Secretary, Bill Burton, is this grinch that stole birthdays [Hill]

Jet Blue flight attendant flies away...to jail. [WaPo]

So long to the internet as we know it... [HuffPo]

Levi Johnston wants to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Someone needs to put an end to this madness. [Politico]

Hello, my name is 'One Nation Under God.' No, really. That's my name. [Chicago]