Amanda Bynes retires at the ripe old age of 24 [HuffPo]
Happy Summer Solstice everyone! BP now says 100,000 barrels per day are leaking into the Gulf [Reuters]
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson are trying to reclaim their title of "America's Sweethearts" [Wonkette]
Jenna Bush and her husband robbed of two mountain bikes. Really?! Who steals just mountain bikes? [Politico]
70,000 blue balls (once again: yes, really) of mozzarella recalled in Italy. [NYDN]