Ann Romney has a cookbook coming out. I'm sure there's a recipe for white toast somewhere in there. [Click]
Adrien Fenty is heading to the west coast. Are there wedding bells for the former mayor and Apple widow? [Reliable Source]
Lady Clinton is auditioning for the sequel to Argo. [Click]
You go, George Bush! Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? [Reliable Source]
Hey, Ted Cruz, next time you try to use Twitter to mock your adversaries, set up the chess board correctly. [Twitter]
Bill Clinton doing an impression of Bono will remind you of your drunk uncle imitating the Breaking Bad finale. [Click]