Good for you, Carol Burnett! [Click]
Even Lady Clinton isn't immune to meter maids. [Reliable Source]
Now I've seen more than Dick Cheney than I ever needed to. [Gawker]
Reasons why Elton John is the man. [Click]
The Governator does not have White House ambitions. Oh, thank god. [In The Know]
Bill Clinton was that kid you hated in high school. [BuzzFeed]
George Takei gave the District a new nickname. [In The Know]
Scandal Fans, Rejoice! Kerry Washington will host SNL! [Reliable Source]