Can't Michaele Salahi just go away already? [Click]
That Kid from "All That" was in DC... and no one even cared. [Yeas and Nays]
The Romney Sons describe their dad as frugal, even cheap. [Click]
Bo Obama does not get any leftovers. Thank God, because I've been worried. [Yeas and Nays]
George Clooney uses his steely blue eyes to campaign for Obama. [Click]
Malia and Sasha are "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." I am so ashamed that I just wrote that. [Click]
[image via]