Shit My Dad Says
And like the videos to which we bid farewell, we must not forget that there was actually a whole TV show about shit someone's (Justin Halpern's) dad said. While the show is no longer on, the twitter feed which spawned it is still active.
Some highlights:
-about Valentine's Day:
"I just don't wanna celebrate a bullshit holiday. I'm plenty romantic. I own a home and have never shit my pants. Two things you can't say."
-"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
-"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
Go
HERE for the twitter account!