Apparently Water Mill is now Essential, as, uncouth brawling aside, is Nello. [Essentially Emily]
"Share-house slugs" beware: the SHPD's interns are on to you. [Dan's Hamptons]
East Hampton Star not a fan of Surf Lodgers -"B-list celebrities and eager lemmings flocking to a semi-celebrity TV chef’s mecca," thanks heavens for Second House Tavern. [East Hampton Star]
Save the Children's Museum of the East End! [East Hampton Press]
VF's Hamptons Overdrive gets in on the Hamptons foreclosing frenzy. Damn those "bottom feeders" with their "cheesy indoor swimming pools!" [Vanity Fair]
Peter Cook wants to know how you prefer your cake. [Newsday]
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