Hurt Locker producer banned from the Oscars. Apparently, they have rules against being a childish douche. [LAT]
Letterman inspired sexual "cult" among staff. We just threw up a little, and we haven't even had breakfast, yet. [NYP]
Remains found believed to be those of missing teenager, Chelsea King. [CNN]
Bill Clinton will speak at Yale's 2010 Class Day. [IvyGate]
Leighton Meester on April cover of Glamour. [Glamour]
Sarah Palin does stand up on Leno. [Vulture]
Naomi Campbell still has anger management issues. Maybe she's hungry. Or her feet hurt. [EOnline]
To everyone's surprise, Kourtney Kardashian not a psycho mom. She had a lot of practice parenting Scott. [People]