Dropping its velvet rope, the Top of the Standard is open to everyone willing to shell out for tickets on New Year's Eve. [Eater]
Catherine Zeta-Jones accidentally flashes audience. Audience forgives her. [NYP]
Marking a sad day for America, Jersey Shore cast members collecting upwards of $7,500 for appearance fees, each. [EOnline]
Speaking of our favorite guidos and guidettes, Alyssa Milano does Snooki for Funny or Die. And here you thought she peaked with "Fear" and "Who's the Boss?" [Mediaite]
Carrie Underwood engaged! Better looking and less annoying couple than Bradjelina? [People]