The Winter Olympics are in three months...are people too scarred to be excited? [The Awl]
Improv Everywhere pulls off another hijink at Madison Square Garden. [NY Mag]
Ugh, Tiger! A "Tool Academy" contestant? Really? REALLY? [The Big Lead]
NYPD officers use...FAKE badges. And in other news, I AM a sherriff! [NY Times]
Oh, and because drinking vodka is so time consuming, now you can just pop a vodka pill! [Deccan Herald]