Snooki says goodbye to the poof. [Post]
Olympian Apolo Ohno steals cabs; South Korean ice-skaters not surprised. [TMZ]
Demi Moore doesn't like Kim Kardashian's diction. [Daily Mail]
The Death Bear will take away your unwanted memories! [LA Times]
Will Smith makes trouble for Jada on that nurse show that nobody watches. [NYDN]