Ruth Madoff is trying to balance the karma scales down south. [Post]
Zsa Zsa Gabor will undergo hip replacement surgery today. Predictably, Jeopardy is to blame. [Radar]
New Yorkers are marshmallows inside, at least when it comes to sick children [NYDN]
The cobblestones are coming! The cobblestones are coming! [NYT]
Rats rats rats everywhere in East 10th St building. [NY1 via Curbed]
Jersey Shore cast on strike. Who would the scabs be in this situation? [TMZ]