MacGuyver: an inspiration to self-amputators everywhere. [Post]
Pythons: eager to pee on Princes William and Harry. [NYDN]
4 of the Jersey Shore kids: about to be fired to make room for 4 newbies in Season 3. [TMZ]
Pianos: EVERYWHERE! [NYT]
Real Estate: In trouble again, due to the declining value of the pound and Euro. [WSJ]