Charlie Sheen shaved all his hair off. Now he looks like Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine. [TMZ]
Even socialites get the my-apartment-is-crumbling blues. [Post]
Dog grooming contest is as adorable, ridiculous as one would think. [Times]
NYPD commander allegedly tried to use Twilight to seduce his married coworker. Bosses across the country: "Why didn't I think of that?" [NYDN]
New generation of NYC social media gurus has big dreams, swooshy hair. [NYMag]
Gay superheroes descend on the New York party scene. [Times]