And The Oscars Hosting Duties (Should) Go To...

Ricky Gervais

[Dirty mouth? Clean it with Orbit gum!] Actually, we know his dirty mouth is what got him to host the Golden Globes a second time even though he was beyond mean in some parts of the opening monologue. But then again, people will definitely be talking the next day at the water cooler about any new offenses he makes. We're up for the Academy trading one controversy for another. He'd even be an economical choice, suggesting, “I’ll be in town anyway for the Globes... I can knock off 20 percent. Two for one deal. I’ll just stay up there.” [via] We're sure he'll knock the 20 percent off as well as several people in the audience if he gets the job. [Photo via]