Twitterific Tweets, Socialites Report For Jury Duty, Paris Fashion Week Begins, And Jersey Shore Guidos Still Taking Over Our Clubs

@gillianhearst Off to report for Jury Duty, thank goodness for my Kindle because its the only way I am going to get through this! about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter

@womensweardaily At the end of his show, Giorgio Armani tossed his cap into the VIP section, which included Formula One driver Giancarlo Fisichella. about 2 hours ago from HootSuite

@gideonyago Heading out to Los Angeles to roll the proverbial dice against the Hollywood sign. Come on scripted television pilot ... about 2 hours ago from web

@BarronHilton The "PING!" option on BBM is so desperate! If I'm not answering you I'm either busy or have a reason. about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter

@samantharonson Hey guys- taking a photo with a cast member of the jersey shore is neither funny, nor ironic. You're playing yourselves. about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter

@BloggeratiBritt Adding to the #Jersey shore madness: Pauly D, Snookie & Vinny are at Greenhouse in VIP. Could the Situation be breaking off from the group? about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter

@thecajunboy If I can't get turned on by looking at pics of Christina Hendricks & her mountainous boobs at the Golden Globes, should I just shoot myself? about 12 hours ago from web