Minimal Radius
If you must have a night out, don't spend it dragged by friends as they chase the dream. Oh, the drinks at this place are so much better. Oh, the crowd there is more fun. Oh, they've got the best music on Saturdays. Subways, cabs - crossing town, changing islands. Don't let the night turn into a marathon. Stick to a safe for all bets place like The Standard or The Bowery, where you can start out with dinner, and continue to loaf away the hours at the same venue until it's socially acceptable to head home, moving maybe tens of steps the entire evening - as God intended. Post up, stay stationary, and nab some prime sofa seating.
[Photo via @daniellezino]