He insists on wearing compression shorts when he's not working out

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We get it, he goes to SoulCycle for more than just their sugar-free gum and cult-like atmosphere. However, you should remember that no matter how good he thinks his thighs look in those pseudo-chastity-belt-undies, he definitely thinks the instructors look better. Tap.It.Back. 

[Photo via @stalkerstream]

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