He uses your Kiehls eye cream and then denies it

Does he know that cute little container costs $50 a pop? Does he know you totally notice that he runs the shower just so you can't hear the zip of your makeup bag opening? Does he know that it's not supposed to be applied there? Probably not. This guy also loves watching Extreme Bake Off - but only the British version. 

[Photo via @marcelfloruss]

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