Stashing
Remember that Sex and the City episode where Carrie freaks out because Big won't introduce her to his friends and only brings her to the Chinese restaurant where people bring the sex partners they don't want to be seen with? This is that.
They stash you away, avoid bringing you into their lives in a real way, and definitely don't mention you on social media.
They may not be showing you off, but on the bright side, it probably means you're really great in bed! Congrats.
[Photo via Sex and the City]