Gossiping Your Way To A Better Self
Gossip facilitates a collective consciousness! Gossiping bonds you with others! Gossip makes you feel good about yourself! These are real things that The Atlantic printed in an article called "Gossip is Good". What a boon - reading it is as life changing as learning about 'good fats'. Now I eat prosciutto for long life. Likewise, you can circulate rumors under the pretense that it's good for you.
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