![Cup Noodles Cup Noodles](https://media.guestofaguest.com/t_article_content/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10956729_526326494171752_677685641_n.jpg)
I know that I should start learning how to feed myself (besides rice and instant noodles). And yes, I can't live on pizza and Chinese take-out forever. But you both are such excellent cooks that I fear your disappointment (and judgement) if I somehow, well, suck.
Not to mention, with your high cholesterol, Mom, and your diabetes, Dad, I worry. What if I add too much salt? Or sugar? Or worse...what if I burn the whole freaking house down? (It’s a legitimate fear; I'm that bad.)
[Photo via @taariku]