Your bio could make or break you
You listed all of your BFF's initials in order of how close you were. By "how close you were" I really mean how popular they were. You would intentionally leave out your dweeby friend who hindered any chances of upward social mobility. You would also put a bunch of inside jokes and be like "OMG we're so random/awkward/hyperrrrrr only *insert friends here* would get it."
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