If your screen name was your initials and a string of numbers (e.g. your lucky number, your field hockey jersey number, your birthday), you were boring as fuck. If your screen name was super random, you were the quirky kid who would sniff Sharpies during art class and lingered around the nozzle a little too long at the community pool. If yours had "angel" or "devil," you were probably the biggest skank in your grade. If yours had something to do with sports, you were a try-hard that was trying to be one of the guys and probably had lesbian rumors spread about you by the time you were 14.
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