A Betty Ford worker says TMZ paid her at least $10K to talk about Lindsay Lohan before she was fired. [Radar]
The U.S. has launched a Wikileaks Task Force whose job is to "assess the impact of newly leaked files, determine their longer-term effects, and to "conduct an extensive inventory on classified information." [Slate]
Crystal-toting tourists have invaded a small village in France seeking aliens they believe are hiding underneath a nearby mountain, waiting for the 2012 Apocalypse. [Gawker]
The Knick's Amar'e Stoudemire is launching a fashion line with Rachel Roy. [Page Six]
Antoine Dodson, of Bed Intruder fame, has a Christmas song. Instant classic for the caroling set. [ET Online]
Spider-Man: Someone Is Going To Get Killed will resume tonight. [Broadway World]