Lady Gaga's new video: subversive performance art or extended commercial? [Mediaelites]
Your bouncer is infinitely better dressed than you are. [Mr. Lewis]
Beatrice Inn: Still dead. Still mourned. [Eater]
Midtown is the quietest neighborhood in Manhattan. Really? [BrickUnderground]
How to avoid a dead cellphone battery: [NYT]
Subway fares likely to climb yet again. [NYP]
Adam Lambert will get straight men to wear mascara, whether they like it or not. [TheCut]
Wyclef's Haiti foundation funneled $105,000 to the singer's mistress. [Gawker]