Despite (due to?) wild past, Chelsea Hotel very reluctant to house future bars. [Eater]
Tavern on the Green is closed, but its name lives on. [1010]
Pulino's is taking reservations. You won't get one. [Grub]
Jesse Spano's nervous breakdown gets the graphical treatment. "I'm so...scared." [Elspethjane]
Don't drink and...carriage ride though Central Park. [NYP]
NYC is finally a a first-rate coffee town, says Times trend piece straight outta '94. [NYT]
Old media titan Dan Rather scolds new media snark artists. Over watermelons. Or something. [HuffPo]
Michael Musto joins Twitter. Just be careful tweeting on your bike, Mike. [LaDailyMusto]