Aspiring model sues Smith & Wollensky for $15 million over alleged "attack." But how were the hash browns? [NYP]
David Paterson in trouble again, this time for being a Yankees fan. [1010]
Neil Patrick Harris to go blue for new Smurfs movie. No, it's not an Avatar sequel. [Deadline]
Captain Sully is retiring. Errant geese let out quack of relief. [NYDN]
The lead-up to Betty White hosting SNL threatens to outlast White herself. [Jezebel]
Hillary Clinton now rocking the "midget angel" look. [WaPo]
NYC cab-share experiment begins with a resounding thud. [NYT]