Accenture drops Tiger Woods. Tear (JK). [CNN]
Speaking of the hoe patrol, crazytown Ann Coulter compares Meghan McCain to Tiger Mistress. [Mediaite]
Silvio Berlusconi hit in the face, bloodied, with a statue. [Intel]
Emma Watson playing around at Brown. [ONTD]
Lindsay Lohan visits sick women and children (no, not her own family) in India. [People]
Sex and the Scientologist: L. Ron Hubbard outlines the policy. [Gawker]