Is Jessica Simpson smashing pumpkins with Billy Corgan?! Say it ain't so! [Gawker]
City Council passes new law to make buildings greener, maybe they finally got Al Gore's memo. [Post]
Oy meshuganah! Chelsea Clinton being adopted by the Jews, unbeknownst to her. [NY Mag]
Jenn Garner felt "so fat and huge and ugly" while pregnant. Well, that's a first! [US]
Amy Winehouse to repeat mistake for second time by remarrying ex Blaaaaaaaaake Fielder-Civil. [Daily Beast]
Want to know what that letter from Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook was about? Yes, the one you ignored... [CNET]